«Where to get gasoline?» – this is the main question in Crimean social media today. The fuel shortage has suddenly turned into almost its complete absence at the vast majority of gas stations on the peninsula. Today, you can only fill up with ration coupons. While local authorities promise to resolve the situation as soon as possible, people online are joking about the advantages of horse-drawn transport, posting videos of kilometer-long queues at gas stations, and wondering: is a real transport collapse awaiting us?